a short poem about pete wentz and his heathen friends

grayfucker:

it isnt gay if its in a van. it isnt gay if its on my hand. it isnt gay if its in a box. it isnt gay! weve all got cocks. it isnt gay with no underwear, it isnt gay eating pubic hair. it isnt gay jerking off, it isnt gay sucking cocks. it isnt gay eating ass, trohman, i dont need your sass. it isnt gay if its dark, it isnt gay if theres an inflatable shark. it isnt gay in a dorm, it isnt gay if were watching porn. it isnt gay if im wearing lingerie. come back gutirrez, joe didnt stay. it isnt gay if we read a diary, it isnt gay if its just you and me. it isnt gay if no one else sees, it isnt gay if we drink pee. it isnt gay if i branded his butt, it isnt gay if he drank my nut. it isnt gay on a bus, it isnt gay if its just us. it isnt gay in a van, it isnt gay if you use your hands. it isnt gay if you just hump, it isnt gay if its with stump.

(Source: souryogurt64)