red: 5 facts about my best friend

I have a few best friends so I’ll do a fact about like one each or smth

1. is a total Ryan Ross stan and I love him for it it’s actually so cute
2. she’s actually like five feet tall and it’s rly funny when we see each other bc she’s so small she like hugs me and gets a face full of chest
3. I’ve known this one since year 6 and we bonded over my green day pencil case at the time
4. when I met this dude I was dating my ex and texted 1, 2, and 3 rambling about how there was a guy in a fob shirt who looked like soul punk patrick and I later discovered he has soul punk on vinyl (I died)
5. they are like a small guard dog and it’s rly lovely they always correct people on my pronouns and look after me when I’m drunk and they love dogs