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the signs as patrick swearing on twitter

  • ARIES: Goddamit Gabe. Get off my twitter you asshole
  • TAURUS: Hahaha I'm a dick. Sorry about that
  • GEMINI: "will you swear?" "fuck no."
  • CANCER: Dammit Jim I'm a cliche Star Trek reference, not a volcanologist!
  • LEO: Holy shit that's like a Dali-esque nightmare. No thank you on either.
  • VIRGO: At airport diner yesterday, asked the waiter how the cookie shake was. He goes "Shit's tight." #howtoinfuriatethemomattheothertable
  • LIBRA: I get people smoking, but please have the decency to put your DAMN CIGARETTE OUT before flicking it. #hollyweird
  • SCORPIO: Cock block?
  • SAGITTARIUS: Fart? Is this another damn meme I don't know about? Or slang in another country? Where I'm from, Trump's a guy with bad hair.
  • CAPRICORN: Not having ever tasted satan's asshole, I cannot compare the two. However, I do actually enjoy rye bread in moderation.
  • AQUARIUS: What a dick! I'll never listen to those jerks...
  • PISCES: Behind every great man is a great woman ready to knock him on the head for being an asshole.
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